HERE ARE SOME LIMERICKS SENT TO ME ABOUT GARDENING!
A Bosbury gardener called Fred
Spends most of the time in his shed
He potters about
And only comes out
To enter his greenhouse instead.
A Ledbury man on his plot
Said, “Look at the onions I’ve got
There’s garlic and leeks
Bin growing for weeks,
And down at the end, that shallot.
Tho’ useless, a gardener called Elsie
Still yearned to exhibit at Chelsea
And as she was bold
They awarded her “gold”,
Which shows that you never can tell, see.
Keep up the good work,