GARDENING LIMERICKS

HERE ARE SOME LIMERICKS SENT TO ME ABOUT GARDENING!

A Bosbury gardener called Fred

Spends most of the time in his shed

He potters about

And only comes out

To enter his greenhouse instead.

 

A Ledbury man on his plot

Said, “Look at the onions I’ve got

There’s garlic and leeks

Bin growing for weeks,

And down at the end, that shallot.

 

Tho’ useless, a gardener called Elsie

Still yearned to exhibit at Chelsea

And as she was bold

They awarded her “gold”,

Which shows that you never can tell, see.

 

Keep up the good work,

 

Kind regards,

 

Derek Phillips

Ledbury.

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